Inspired by "The Applicant,"
"We make new stock from the salt."
And, further inspired by "Daddy,"
Every woman adores a Fascist,
The boot in the face, the brute
Brute heart of a brute like you.
There's a stake in your fat black heart
And the villagers never liked you.
They are dancing and stamping on you.
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